About Us
Who We Are
Meet the Grumpy Old Men
They’ve got AARP cards in their wallets and heavy metal in their hearts.
What happens when a bunch of cranky, creaky, slightly-incontinent gentlemen grab instruments and tear into “Break Stuff” like it’s bingo night at the nursing home?
You get Grumpy Old Men – the band you never saw coming but now can’t live without.
Whether you’re a diehard talent buyer hunting for a unique act that'll blow the roof off your event, or just a fan who wants to relive their wild youth while sipping a hard seltzer with a side of ibuprofen — welcome to your new favorite band.
They don’t just cover songs.
They commit unspeakable musical acts against genres.
Britney? Done. Jay-Z? Absolutely.
The Oak Ridge Boys? Elvira's been punk’d.
These aren’t your grandpa’s golden oldies…
Unless your grandpa is absolutely unhinged.
Fan Cam: The Grumps in Action
Frequently Asked Questions
(And a Few No One Asked But We Answered Anyway)
Complete Song List of Mayhem, Mashups & Midlife Delight
Enter Sandman - Metallica
Break Stuff – Limp Bizkit
Move B***h – Ludacris feat. Mystikal & I-20
P.I.M.P. – 50 Cent
Crazy Bitch – Buckcherry
Oops!… I Did It Again – Britney Spears
…Baby One More Time – Britney Spears
Man! I Feel Like a Woman – Shania Twain
Pink Pony Club – Chappell Roan
S.O.B. – Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats
Bawitdaba – Kid Rock
99 Problems – Jay-Z
Dirt Off Your Shoulder – Jay-Z
Elvira – The Oak Ridge Boys
Sweet Caroline – Neil Diamond
Rockingchair – George Jones
Bad Girlfriend – Theory of a Deadman
The Wooble – VIC
Cupid Shuffle – Cupid
Barbie Girl – Aqua
Wannabe – Spice Girls
I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice
It’s Tricky – Run-D.M.C.
Sabotage – Beastie Boys
Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It – Will Smith
Shoop – Salt-N-Pepa
Pour Some Sugar On Me – Def Leppard
Friends in Low Places – Garth Brooks
Old Town Road – Lil Nas X & Billy Ray Cyrus
My Humps – Black Eyed Peas
Glamorous – Fergie
Thong Song – Sisqó
I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll – Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Party in the USA – Miley Cyrus
Hot in Herre – Nelly
No Diggity – Blackstreet
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye
Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
Livin’ on a Prayer – Bon Jovi
Fat Bottomed Girls – Queen
Country Grammar – Nelly
Shut Up and Dance – WALK THE MOON
You Oughta Know – Alanis Morissette
I’m on a Boat – The Lonely Island feat. T-Pain
White & Nerdy – Weird Al Yankovic
Sexy and I Know It – LMFAO
Stacy’s Mom – Fountains of Wayne
Baby Got Back – Sir Mix-a-Lot
Tik Tok (Grumpy Remix) – Ke$ha, now with prune juice shots
Mambo No. 5 – Lou Bega
Peaches – The Presidents of the United States of America
Because I Got High – Afroman
I Wanna Be Sedated – Ramones (aka the Grumpy Old Men motto)
Who Let the Dogs Out – Baha Men
She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy – Kenny Chesney
Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus
Hotline Bling – Drake (performed while sitting down)
Cotton Eye Joe – Rednex
Ridin’ Dirty – Chamillionaire (on hoverrounds)
Rehab – Amy Winehouse
MMMBop – Hanson (we make it metal)
Ice Cream Paint Job – Dorrough
Pony – Ginuwine (but just the first 10 seconds for health reasons)
Macarena – Los Del Rio
Y.M.C.A. – Village People
Gangnam Style – PSY (performed with modified knee-friendly choreography)